NOAH'S RULES

1. Don't miss the boat.

2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.

3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the boat.

4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old someone may ask you to do something really big.

5. Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.

6. Build on higher ground.

7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

8. Speed isn't always the advantage. The snails were on board with cheetahs.

9. When you're stressed, float awhile.

10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.

11. No matter the storm, when you're with God there's always a rainbow waiting.