BALD HEADED MEN




Endless time before the mirror,
Mesmerized by a stare.
Looking at this shiny head,
Which was once home to hair.

Many questions do arise,
To why baldness is unfair.
How can it grow in my nose and ears,
But it won't up there?

I feel like a giant pencil
With an eraser that is gone.
People say that bald is sexy,
Boy,they're completely wrong.

If you shaved the hair off of your dog,
Could you pet it still?
I'm so tired of looking in the mirror,
And seeing Dr. Phil.

God either has a sense of humor,
Giving me a head as bald could be,
Or, I was made in His image,
And He's as bald as me!


B.G. Wetherby





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