Country Rap

I know you're going to enjoy
What I'm about to deploy.
I'm mixing Rap and Country
About my home boy.
He grew up in the hood
Right there in Tennessee,
He be the baddest whiskey drinking homie
That you ever see.

I'm really feeling country,
But I'm singing rap.
You put the two together,
And you got crap.
Yippie kie yie yeah------Oh Yea !
Yippie kie yie yeah------Oh Yea !
Yippie kie yie yeah------Oh yea !
Yippie kie yie yeah------Oh yeaaaaaaaaaa!

My homie's old lady
Just up and ran away
With his very best friend.
What can I say?
I'm feeling bad for my boy,
It can happen to you.
The worst of it is
His dog is gone, too.

I'm really feeling country,
But I am singing rap.
You put the two together
And you got crap.
Yippie kie yie yeah----------Oh Yea!
Yippie kie yie yeah----------Oh Yea!
Yippie kie yie yeah----------Oh Yea!
Yippie kie yie yeah----------Oh Yeaaaaa!

He tried to chase them down
When he found out.
Who was this other dude
That turned his life about?
He got behind the wheel
And it was just his luck,
He had a flat tire
On his pick-up truck.
He stopped at the bar
And started hammering down.
He couldn't find the dog or her
Anywhere in town.
Several weeks passed by.
Where did they both go?
Are they up in Canada,
Or down in Mexico?

I'm feeling kinda country,
But I am singing rap.
You put the two together
And you got crap.
Yippie kie yie yeah------Oh Yea!
Yippie kie yie yeah------Oh Yea!
Yippie kie yie yeah------Oh Yea!
Yippie kie yie yeah------Oh Yeaaaaaa!

I felt bad for my boy
That I had to confess,
That I was the homie
That made his life a mess.
I asked him for forgiveness
And he said alright,
But only if I got the dog
Back to him tonight.

I'm feeling kind of country,
But I am singing rap.
You put the two together
And you got crap.
Yippie kie yie yeah-----Oh yea!
Yippie kie yie yeah-----Oh yea!
Yippie kie yie yeah-----Oh yea!
Yippie kie yie yeah-----Oh yeaaaaa!

B.G. Wetherby
Enchanted Mountain Poems