Bin Laden Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Bin Laden got run over by a reindeer.
Now what will become of his wealth?
All because he popped out from hiding,
Then Santa took him out while running stealth.

Well, the truth is, that he deserved it,
For, he caused the world fear.
Now, there's hoof prints on his turban,
After getting creamed, by Santa's deer.
Rudolph said , that he was sorry,
About the man who now lay dead.
Santa said, "Rudolph it is okay."
Then dropped a lump of coal on Bin Ladens head.

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Bin Laden got run over by a reindeer.
Now what will become of his wealth?
All because he popped out from hiding,
Then Santa took him out while running stealth.


Well the reindeer questioned St. Nick's laughter.
Of the man now lying in the ditch.
So, Santa told them of the bounty,
Then said, " boys,we are now very, very rich!"
"Fella's, we did the world a favor,"
"With this accidential crash."
"Our next stop now is D.C."
"Where we'll stuff Santa's bag with U.S. cash.

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Bin Laden got run over by a reindeer.
Now what will become of his wealth?
All because he popped out from hiding,
Then Santa took him out while running stealth.


B.G. Wetherby