Like a big and tall store in Japan,

Like a bar in Harlem called Whiteys,

Like Simon Cowell with a compliment,

Like Victoria's Secret without nighties.

Like an Irish Temperance leader,

Like Bill Clinton without denial,

Like a Jewish Philanthropist,

Like Dick Cheney with a smile

Like Norman Blackwell at a nudist camp,

Like Bin Laden with a heart,

I am just that out of place

When we are apart!

B.G. Wetherby