TELEMARKETERS




Hello, Hello, Hello.
I just picked up the phone.
There must be someone there,
But, there is no dial tone.

After a little hesitation,
I then hear a voice.
Asking for donations,
Or,phone carrier of my choice.

NO, I don't want no magazines,
My house windows are just FINE!
Why are you calling me so late,
Ain't it after nine?

I DON'T need a stupid burial plot,
Boy, you are a CREEP!
I don't even have a septic system,
I just wanna go to sleep!

NO, I don't need time shares,
MY insurance is OKAY!
I wish that telemarketers,
Would just go away!!!!

NO, I don't know of anyone
Else that you could call.
WAIT, there is my mother-in-law,
I think she needs them all!

B.G. Wetherby