FOR WOMEN ONLY!

One morning a husband took
a pair of underwear
out of the drawer.

"What the ? ? ?" he
said to himself
as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom,
"why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?"

She shouted back: "It's not talcum powder.
It's 'Miracle Grow'."